Hello all! I
don’t have much work in office today, so just thought to update my blog! It
always feels good to share our thoughts, feelings, notions and expressions with
fellow bloggers. I mean one can share anything here, right?
Basically, I
am here to crib about Facebook junkies who have lost their mind out somewhere
and who keeps irritating me every time I login to my FB account. Though, I am
not much of a Facebooker and deactivated my account long ago for some weird
reason. But here, at my office, had to create two separate FB accounts for some
professional requirements. One is of absolutely of no use, and in second one, I
have my friends, colleagues and my cousins who found me somehow, god know how!
A while ago,
I was going through one of my friend’s profile and I saw terribly sentimental
status that could even make a stone cry. I called him and found out that he had
a break-up with his girlfriend of two weeks. What rubbish! He needs a tight
slap to be brought back to reality, I hope you’re reading this, moron!
I have
always failed to understand why the hell people display their emotions through
FB status? Why can’t they just go to that person and say it? That would be more
effective and plausible and REAL obviously, isn’t it?
‘Ate an ice-cream
in this f****ing chilly winter’, ‘Yayy Sunday! Sunday! Car wash day!’ ‘Drank
all night, terrible hangover’ – statuses (that too at a stunning speed of 5
statuses/minute) like these really piss me off and I can’t believe people with
such lame status messages are related to me somehow! Can’t tell you the horror!
You won’t
believe I have seen people making a whole album of 52 photos out of a
‘pizza-lunch-day-out’ – happens to be the name of that album (that’s an art,
really)! And I was like, are you kidding me? Hasn’t anyone seen pizza or you
eating a pizza or a pizza eating you? Get a life!
Now, we come
at check-ins! ‘At home’, ‘At bed’, ‘In cab’ ‘In bathroom’, ‘At Laxmi nagar
metro station’, are people really going crazy or am I hallucinating? People who
make such horrible check-ins should know that nobody cares where the hell you
are, after all you aren’t a celebrity or a Bigg Boss contestant! Such check-ins
just makes you sound super idiotic, trust me on that!
One thing I
forgot to mention, my one friend loves Hrithik Roshan like anything. By default I saw 7
Hrithik Roshan, 5 Katrina Kaif and 4 Priyanka Chopra in her friend list! I was
at loss of words when I saw that. I have no comments for this!
Apart from
showing the world that you have planted 5 carrots in your Farmville, there are
people who are more interested in other people’s lives than their own. They
don’t have any better thing to do in life than to stalk their ex’s/acquaintance’s
profile, their current bf/gf’s profile, and then their uncle’s, their niece’s, their
grandmother’s, their cat’s, their dog’s and so forth. This might look stupid
but this is scary as hell, trust me because stalking is what made me deactivate
my profile.
I just wish
FB lovers to realize that such lame activities could be fun to you but for
others it’s sheer horror! Amen!
